HOW TO SURVIVE WEAPON BY LYNETTE NONI: A GUIDE
If you are like me and absolute trash for the Whisper series then you are really in for a treat with Weapon. No… seriously you are because I FINISHED IT and you guys 1000000% need a survival guide because your feels will die. Trust me my soul is still not over ANY OF IT.
1.Check you health record 😀
Make sure that you are all good and that you won’t get an actual heart attack from reading this book because trust me IT WOULD LEAVE YOU SHOOKETH. The twists in this book will wreck you and spoiler but not spoiler everyone is lying which is why you need to be prepared like anything for this!
2. Take a deep breath and do meditation
You will not be fine and the more mental preparation you do the better it would be in the long run. Oh wait scratch that. You will not be fine and none of the mental preparation you do will prepare you for this.
3. Eat food
You will basically be sofa-bound because this will keep you on the edge of your seat
4. Start reading and don’t forget your asthma puffer
This book would really take your breath away
5. Basically don’t believe anything you read
Because nothing is true trust me this book will muck up your brain
6. Scream out “WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ”
Because me too kid, me too.
7. Have an existential crisis/melt-down
Good luck getting through this one I’m still in this phase
8. Write about it
Like what I’m doing now eyyyyy
9. Never get over it until 2057
Here’s to waiting 😉
Good luck reading this book guys. It messed my brain up a lot but it is so twisted and amazing and you all need to read this.