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HOW TO SURVIVE WEAPON BY LYNETTE NONI: A GUIDE

Hello there!

If you are like me and absolute trash for the Whisper series then you are really in for a treat with Weapon. No… seriously you are because I FINISHED IT and you guys 1000000% need a survival guide because your feels will die. Trust me my soul is still not over ANY OF IT.

1.Check you health record ๐Ÿ˜€

Make sure that you are all good and that you won’t get an actual heart attack from reading this book because trust me IT WOULD LEAVE YOU SHOOKETH. The twists in this book will wreck you and spoiler but not spoiler everyone is lying which is why you need to be prepared like anything for this!

2. Take a deep breath and do meditation

You will not be fine and the more mental preparation you do the better it would be in the long run. Oh wait scratch that. You will not be fine and none of the mental preparation you do will prepare you for this.

3. Eat food

You will basically be sofa-bound because this will keep you on the edge of your seat

4. Start reading and don’t forget your asthma puffer

This book would really take your breath away

5. Basically don’t believe anything you read

Because nothing is true trust me this book will muck up your brain

6. Scream out “WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ”

Because me too kid, me too.

7. Have an existential crisis/melt-down

Good luck getting through this one I’m still in this phase

8. Write about it

Like what I’m doing now eyyyyy

9. Never get over it until 2057

Here’s to waiting ๐Ÿ˜‰

 

Good luck reading this book guys. It messed my brain up a lot but it is so twisted and amazing and you all need to read this.

-Sylvs <3

8 comments

inky State Library Victoria

This is brilliant!

2w ago
sylvs

Haha thanks Inky and also thanks for sharing it with Lynette Noni <3<3<3

2w ago
sekhmet

I will definitely follow these rules... it will be available for borrowing for me on the 19th of December so Iโ€™m impatiently counting down the days!

2w ago
sylvs

You will need these rules trust meeeeee

2w ago
inky State Library Victoria

Hey I tweeted this to Lynette Noni and she replied "LOL!!! This is funny!!! A survival guide for those about to read #Weapon! ๐Ÿ˜‚"

2w ago
sylvs

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG LHBADLFJBWEIF LYNETTE NONI THE MOST AMAZING EVIL GENIUS EVER HAS READ MY POST AHH FLWEFIUEF THANK YOU SO MUCH INKY I'M SCREAMING BEHIND THE SCREEN HERE!!!!!!!!

2w ago
bookwithbane

S H O O K E T H

2w ago
sylvs

Have you read it yet? Cos that was my mood the WHOLE TIME. I was dead.

2w ago